PG Rated Version The Original, Unedited Version Is Also Available Go Out And Play And Don T Come Home Until It S Dark Growing Up In The 70 S Wasn T Easy No Internet Or Smartphones, Video Games Or HDTV Nothing But Time To Kill And The Endless Potential Of A Summer Day Only Parental Threats And A Newly Developed Sense Of Right And Wrong Could Steer Johnny Virgil And His Two Younger Brothers Away From Troubleor Directly Into It Join Johnny On This Hilarious And Irreverent Romp Through His Childhood As He Recounts The Stories That Made Him What He Is Today An Unimportant Cog In A Vast, Corporate Financial Services Machine But He Wasn T Always This Way, And This Book Is Proof Booby Traps, Severed Deer Legs, Runaway Bulldozers, Young Love And Fresh Cow Pies All This And , Brought To Life By Johnny S Sometimes Twisted, Sometimes Touching But Always Hilarious Tales Of Suburban Childhood If You Have Kids Of Your Own, These Are The Stories You Don T Want Them To Read If You Like To Laugh Even When It S Wrong And Long To Return To A Innocent Yet Treacherous Time, This Book Will Leave You Wishing Johnny S Childhood Had Never Ended Important Note This Book Is Not Intended For Young Readers It Does Contain Some Adult Situations And May Not Be Suitable For All Audiences.
Hello I m Johnny, and I hate talking about myself I currently live in the foothills of the Adirondack Mountains in the beautiful, tax free state of New York with my wife and her two cats I say her cats instead of my cats because she s the one who feeds them, and their loyalty seems to lie with the person who opens the can It seems that the guy who cleans their litter box gets no respect I
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- The Snitch, Houdini, and Me - Humorous Tales of Death-defying Childhood Misadventure
- Johnny Virgil
- 15 July 2017 Johnny Virgil